Practice makes perfect.
Party Girls
Just wait until AFTER the party!
What's Cooking, Good Looking?
What's cooking, good looking?
Back Door Open
That sounds like an invitation.
Senior Hijinks
Sex never gets old!
In the Grasp
He has his hands full.
Rodeo Sex
Ride 'em, cowboy!
Something You Want to Do
Something you want to do... This is a tough one.
Why Are There blow Jobs?
I knew there had to be a logical explanation.
Shadows
Don't let the shadows have all the fun!
Never Trust Men!
Poor baby!
Making Breakfast
Kiss an angel good morning.
Bad Role Model
And that's a lot bigger than a thumb - I hope.
Happy Hump Day!
Threesome, anyone?
Lap Dance
Why, yes, a lap dance would be nice.
Masturbation
No, it isn't.
Sweet and Innocent
So sweet and innocent-looking...
Vodka
Alcohol does loosen up the inhibitions.
Tampons
That's just mean!
Sexy Butt
Love her outfit!
What's Like Flowers for Men?
Good advice.
Where Do You Bend?
Good girl or bad girl?
Ride 'Em, Cowgirl!
Ride 'em, cowgirl!
In Your Dreams
Dream on.
Good Question
Especially when there are so many girls who will.
What Are You Waiting For?
What are you waiting for?
Pajamas
And very comfortable too.
Cuddling
Why does that always seem to happen?
Turn Around, Girls!
Turn around, girls!
Straight or Lesbian?
You never know unless you ask.
Melts in Your Mouth
I'll bet it does.
Is Sex Overrated?
Good sex is never overrated.
All You Can Eat!
Never pass up a bargain!
Better Stock Up on Batteries!
That's why I always stock up on batteries.
Running Out of Gift Ideas?
If you're running out of gift ideas...
Way Cool
For both the owners and users.
I'll Drink to That!
I'll drink to that!
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What Makes a Rooster Laugh?
What makes a rooster laugh?
Good Head
Has anyone tried these?
How to Double Your Chances for a Date
Something to think about if you're sitting at home alone on Saturday night.
Definition of Vagina
What's the definition of vagina?
Jessica Knows
Don't drink too much, ladies!
Cute Panties
Those panties are cute!
Funny Nicknames
That's a funny nickname.
Something to Think About
It is funny when you think about it.
Hard to Get?
Hard to get? Hmmm... Maybe not.
Treat Me Like a Lady
Don't forget the "treat me like a lady" part.
The Probability of Sex
Not in this universe though...
Sex with Chuck Norris
Totally worth it!
Favorite Sex Position
It's the best!
