Everyone needs a little help sometimes.
Top Down
Let's take this off.
High Heels
Love her heels!
Wanna See My References?
She seems well-qualified.
Forgive Me
To err is human; to forgive divine.
A Little Advice
Don't forget the mirror.
Duck Face
Probably something they've done many times.
Oh, My God!
It looks like a dinosaur.
Some Like It Rough
Someone's in for a rough night :).
Oh, God!
It's not the same thing.
Warning to All Men
They can be very addictive, too!
In Case You Don't Get Any Tonight
You can thank me later.
Please Don;t Play with My Heart
Much better!
Swag
I didn't know that what that meant.
Women and Pizza
Who has leftover pizza?
Fake Orgasms
Or need to get some sleep.
She Sucks
That's the important thing.
That's what counts!
Bite the Pillow
Promise?
What's the Big Deal?
Not that kind of rabbit!
Bubbles and What Else?
Blowing is a skill that's in great demand.
Ménage à Trois
That's interesting
What Are Lips For?
It's important to be a good kisser.
A Penny for Your Thoughts
She's seems to be in a pensive mood.
Not the Best Thing
So what's the best thing?
Coming Attraction
Thanks for the warning.
I'll Drink to That!
I'll drink to that!
Nipple Clamps?
He'd better hurry too.
Epic Drop
That's when the party starts.
Happy Meal
What's cookin', good-lookin'?
How Big?
How big for real?
Melts in Your Mouth
I bet it does.
The Good Old Days
The good old days weren't so good.
Showing Off
Gargling is definitely showing off.
Good Question
So his partner can read it, of course.
Birthday Gift
It's the thought that counts.
Balloons for Daddy
That doesn't seem fair.
