Even the Most Interesting Man in the World masturbates.
Crazy Lesbian
Lesbians don't always make good jogging partners.
Time to Play
It's time to play.
What's a Strap-On?
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
It's HUGE!
Nobody appreciates him.
Real Love
That's not very romantic!
Gang Signs
Is she making gang signs?
Expecting to Get Laid?
Women hate dirty houses
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Is It All In?
What did you think they were trying to get in?
Let Me Counteth the Ways
It sounds classy when you put it that way.
Priceless
Sorry, no refunds!
Armed and Dangerous
Love her dress!
Things Men Know about Women
Women have breasts and...
Ready to Feast?
Ready... set...
Beach Beauty
Hello there!
Acting Like a Man
Can you say "double standard?"
Carpet Muncher
Not that kind of carpet, Cartman!
Decisions, Decisions
You can always watch the show in reruns.
Time Out?
A time out doesn't turn mommy on, honey.
No Panties!
She's not wearing any panties under her jeans!
Sounds Legit
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Penis Magic
Easier said than done.
No Morning Wood for Her
Some women just prefer to sleep in the morning.
Lick It
Works almost every time.
Ready and Waiting
Face down, ass up..
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
I Don't Want to Be Right
Wasn't that a country song?
Strap-On
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Was It Good?
Better not to ask.
Butterflies in the Vagina
That's a female term for sexual chemistry.
Mr. Right
Sounds like the perfect man.
Bend Her Over
Looks like someone;s been a bad girl.
Surprise Gift
Women love surprise gifts!
Saves
I've heard of that.
Nice Guys
They're supposed to anyway.
Slap Me!
You don't have to ask twice!
Thinking of You
Mornings
Coming too soon is never a good thing.
Hot Meal
Oral sex isn't just for men, you know.
This Room
What a messy room!
Yes, We're Lesbians
No, you can't watch.
Lick It or Ticket
It's the law!
Most Girls Do
That sign will give them more opportunities.
It's Science!
It's true...
Squeaky Sound
Holy camel toe!
Love Sucks
Is it love or true love?
Bare Bottom
Cute butt!
WTF!
Poor Barbie!
Good Morning
Somebody is going to be late for work.
